There’s not enough chaos in my life. I need a new pet! I’m trying to decide whether to get a cat or a baby. I’m leaning towards a cat. Here are the reasons the cat wins.
- Your cat will make you famous on the internet.
- You will never have to face that time in your cat’s life, when you question your morality for mercilessly mocking it in public. (The internet shelf life of a human baby is approximately 10 years.)
- Your cat will probably never demand royalties. If it does, there’s always catnip.
Love Marriage Worms 
If I were married, I’d choose a baby over a cat.
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I think my husband and I have been through this debate many times. We’ve finally depleted our resources. Each year we’ve been married we have gotten a new pet and well, I’m afraid we’ve reached a dead end. We now have two cats and two dogs. If we get anymore, I’m sure that is animal hoarding!
Baby fever is among us, well, me.
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A cat won’t run out looking for you when you suffer from a senior moment and wander aimlessly, but a grown baby might.
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We’ve got a dog and snake.
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Get the cat, for practice when the baby arrives, then a dog to appreciate loyalty you will have with your children if you have more than one, and after the children have moved on, and you become a empty nester, you can enjoy the peacefulness and reconsider what type of animal you want until the grand-children arrive.
I prefer a cat, they are more self sufficient, no walking the dog or letting the dog out for a wee.
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Silly woman! Babies aren’t pets! They are a lifelong investment in humanity. They are you…. 🙂
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Silly woman! This is internet trash, produced entirely for your amusement. 😀
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