There’s not enough chaos in my life. I need a new pet! I’m trying to decide whether to get a cat or a baby. I’m leaning towards a cat. Here are the reasons the cat wins.
- Your cat will make you famous on the internet.
- You will never have to face that time in your cat’s life, when you question your morality for mercilessly mocking it in public. (The internet shelf life of a human baby is approximately 10 years.)
- Your cat will probably never demand royalties. If it does, there’s always catnip.