Hi! This is me.
This is my family.
We live in the Big Apple’s hairy armpit (otherwise known as the Garden State.)
We hope that you will continue to think of us in this way (as a big hairy armpit) so that we may continue to enjoy inexplicably low rent a mere mile from downtown Manhattan. I’d like to thank Jon Stewart (start at 2:30, PG13) for his continued contributions to our bad reputation. Please ignore the New York Times and Moby. (They have no idea what they are talking about.) It REALLY isn’t that great here!